Could the lovable Harmony already be facing problems just after securing a win over The Chief? Yesterday, a large flash mob appeared near the SFL, trashing a building owned by the organization. Several videos of rowdy teens flipping tables, smashing windows, and indulging in vices were shared around the internet. Although no one has been charged as of writing, Harmony was seen on an anonymous party-goer's shoulders, breasts exposed as she drank from two bottles of booze at once. When asked for comment:

"Dude no fricken way! Why would I even be at the storehouse! This is bogus man"
"Miss Harmony, no one mentioned a Store House..."
"...You wanna buy The Chief's pantie-"

Although this is still considered a serious situation, it wouldn't be the first Harmony has found herself broiled in. A few weeks ago, a wrongly delivered package left several fighters dazed and hallucinating, assuming the coffee sweeteners were normal and un-tampered. Although the hippe-girl did her best to deny the accusation that it was indeed her package, she could not explain why she was seen depositing sweetener packets into her mouth several times a day.

Tomorrow, we'll try and dig into if The Mogul's tits truly are fake. And don't forget to try SFL's patented NoSlowDoze awake pills! I take six a day myself. Rex Steele signing off.
Note, NoSlowDoze is not approved by any formal drug or food approval bodies or institutions. Having over one NoSlowDoze pills per week most likely will result in heart failure, dizziness, paranoia, feelings of depression, potential gay thoughts, impotence and nausea. Rex Steele does not consume NoSlowDoze