"It's ya girl, Trish L, sitting down with one of the SFL's greatest champions, Fukayna Ali, better known as Golden Gloves! How are you doing hun?"
"Thank you Miss Lemoyne. I am well, thank you"
"So inteeense! I like it! So I wanted to talk to you about the way you talk"
"Talk?..."
"Yeah! You're always like...Messing words up. Have you thought about getting that fixed?"
"N...No...I have not"
"Well I guess your fans certainly don't mind! You've become one of the SFL's fastest growing fighters! You only had one loss on your record before the new up-and-comer WRECKED you! How does that feel?"
"...Feels...Fine...She was good opponent. I feel honor to succumb to her."
"Succumb...That's a funny word...Sorta rhymes with submit...What do you say to the rumors that you're a bottom?"
"B-bottom? I am at top of leader board..."
"Oh no! I mean in the bedroom. See, the bottom is like, the one who gets screwed and the top does the screwing! The top is usually dominant and in charge but sometimes they aren't!"
"...I...Don't like to discuss such thing...."
"Ah huh...Sure~ So anyway what's your workout like girl, cos that shirt is about to rip off!
"Well, I usually start run around six in morning, around two kilometer-"
"Cool cool, kilojoule or whatever but is it true you're on steroids?"
"H-how would this improve fighting...Just for looks-"
"You seem to know a bunch about it for someone who doesn't take them... Aaanyway who's the cutest in the roster in your opinion? I think the Mime's pretty cute, or what about Betty? She's such a sweetheart. Maybe...Callaghan?~"
"...Why you say such..."
"Weeeell...A little birdie told me they saw her and you in a bar after your big fight."
"Yes. Put differences aside. What good fighters do."
"Uh huh, do good fighters give each other hickies in their car?~ Is it true kissing your scar brings good luck? Is it as gross as people say it's sort of hard to see from here."
"...Let me come closer"
"..A-actually I think that's close enough-"